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# i believe that
sterograms are a big conspiracy against me

i reckon that everyone talking about me using sterograms, saying things like 'DaWolfey is a cunt' and 'Yeah, I agree'
and those magic eye books are nothing more than pictures of me with captions saying 'haha, look at this cunt'

and why?
because I can't see them thats why. The whole world knows it.

Paranoid? no.
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# if one eye or both is squinty
in your brain you cant see them....

neither of mine are squinty so there
(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# i may as well have my
left eye removed

it does nothing other then make me see a blurry mess

my right eye isn't so good anymore either.

i need new eyes
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# There's a particularly
good review of 'My Hero' in this weeks Grauniad Guide which recommends removing your eyeballs with a warm spoon and replacing them with pickled onions as a more interesting alternative to watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# My eyes watered as I read that.
Eurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# I'm with you.
But I think there's nothing in them really, but someone will get one a tell you it's something great and then laugh because you can't see it.
I hated school
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# ahhh yes!
in the same way that everyone falls over at an american style faith healing/church thing

everyone falls over when the guy touches them becauase that's what everyone else does

yes. Interesting theory... and less paranoid than mine..
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Mind you, the one time I did see one, it said
"If you can read this, you're a boss-eyed cnut".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# so you _have_ seen one
you're part of the conspiracy!!!

and I trusted you..
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Now I feel bad for letting you down...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)