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# nope..
Twas bad though.. My flatmate was crying all evening, so I brought him to the pub to cheer him up.
But my stepmum (used to own the parrot) was there and they both started blubbing into their beers.
Fucking hell.
Poor little fucker though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)
# sorry - just checking
can you make some kind of web memorial to him? (I'm sick - everything is potential content for the newsletter ...)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# lol
can do..
we are going to cremate him tomorrow night, so I'll get fotos.
You have any really crappy sad music? The theme from "the bodygaurd" might do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)
# you're gonna cremate him on your own?
surely you'll just be lighting a corpse? that will smell like shit and make a mess. take lots and lots of pics.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)
# me dad
has one of those outdoor bonfire jobbies.
Also, me dad has 180 litres of wine, so that seems to be the logical place to set fire to squawky.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)
# drink the wine
then use a zippo and a can of deodorant to cremate Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# Ben by M Jackson
is quite mawkish.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)
# use
candle in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)
# yes
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)
# thats the bastard!
OK, so tomorrow I'll be asking you lot to make up quotes about him ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)
# ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)
# new pet
you should replace the darling animal with a marmot
(gelbehose, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)