
Twas bad though.. My flatmate was crying all evening, so I brought him to the pub to cheer him up.
But my stepmum (used to own the parrot) was there and they both started blubbing into their beers.
Fucking hell.
Poor little fucker though.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18,
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But my stepmum (used to own the parrot) was there and they both started blubbing into their beers.
Fucking hell.
Poor little fucker though.

can you make some kind of web memorial to him? (I'm sick - everything is potential content for the newsletter ...)
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can do..
we are going to cremate him tomorrow night, so I'll get fotos.
You have any really crappy sad music? The theme from "the bodygaurd" might do :)
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24,
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we are going to cremate him tomorrow night, so I'll get fotos.
You have any really crappy sad music? The theme from "the bodygaurd" might do :)

surely you'll just be lighting a corpse? that will smell like shit and make a mess. take lots and lots of pics.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26,
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has one of those outdoor bonfire jobbies.
Also, me dad has 180 litres of wine, so that seems to be the logical place to set fire to squawky.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:31,
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Also, me dad has 180 litres of wine, so that seems to be the logical place to set fire to squawky.

then use a zippo and a can of deodorant to cremate Toast.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:34,
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OK, so tomorrow I'll be asking you lot to make up quotes about him ok?
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:32,
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no way. Boooo, that's sad. I liked your parrot, despite the fact I've never met it and the fact that it looks like Satan personified.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:16,
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fucker' you were talking about last week?
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:17,
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loved it but you hated it's feathery guts?
not that I mean it had feathers on its intestines or owt
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23,
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not that I mean it had feathers on its intestines or owt

that's probably a decent description
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:27,
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lived to be like ninety? i reckon it died because it met lumpbucket.
oh yeah, and commiserations etc.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18,
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oh yeah, and commiserations etc.

But the daft bastard knocked a bookshelf on top of himself.
*splat*
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:21,
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*splat*

that i just laughed like a slightly drunk drain who saw someone fall in shit? i am really sorry, but that has made my day. sorry, sorry.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23,
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IKEA could launch a new shelving system in his honour. Parott. It'd be already flat packed as well.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:36,
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so it was suicidal as well as miserable?
That's terrible Mr Rune.
You could get it stuffed?
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26,
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That's terrible Mr Rune.
You could get it stuffed?

Just thick as shit..
He was trying to eat the books (fond of terry pratchett he was) and he knocked off too many books at one end and the whole thing turned turtle on him.
I pissed myself till I realised he had gone to the big avairy in the sky.
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He was trying to eat the books (fond of terry pratchett he was) and he knocked off too many books at one end and the whole thing turned turtle on him.
I pissed myself till I realised he had gone to the big avairy in the sky.