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# RIP my parrot.

Poor fucker pegged it yesterday. *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
Poor burdy.
(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)
# are you trolling for python quotes
?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)
# nope..
Twas bad though.. My flatmate was crying all evening, so I brought him to the pub to cheer him up.
But my stepmum (used to own the parrot) was there and they both started blubbing into their beers.
Fucking hell.
Poor little fucker though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)
# sorry - just checking
can you make some kind of web memorial to him? (I'm sick - everything is potential content for the newsletter ...)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# lol
can do..
we are going to cremate him tomorrow night, so I'll get fotos.
You have any really crappy sad music? The theme from "the bodygaurd" might do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)
# you're gonna cremate him on your own?
surely you'll just be lighting a corpse? that will smell like shit and make a mess. take lots and lots of pics.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)
# me dad
has one of those outdoor bonfire jobbies.
Also, me dad has 180 litres of wine, so that seems to be the logical place to set fire to squawky.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)
# drink the wine
then use a zippo and a can of deodorant to cremate Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# Ben by M Jackson
is quite mawkish.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)
# use
candle in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)
# yes
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)
# thats the bastard!
OK, so tomorrow I'll be asking you lot to make up quotes about him ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)
# ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)
# new pet
you should replace the darling animal with a marmot
(gelbehose, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Strange name
for a parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)
# too bad
hope you gave it a nice spot in the backyard.
(gelbehose, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)
# you're kidding..
no way. Boooo, that's sad. I liked your parrot, despite the fact I've never met it and the fact that it looks like Satan personified.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Is that the 'miserable little
fucker' you were talking about last week?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)
# yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)
# interesting... suddenly
I sense foul play...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)
# so your flatmate and stepmum
loved it but you hated it's feathery guts?

not that I mean it had feathers on its intestines or owt
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)
# after the bookshelf incident
that's probably a decent description
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)
# i thought parrots
lived to be like ninety? i reckon it died because it met lumpbucket.
oh yeah, and commiserations etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)
# they live forever I think...
But the daft bastard knocked a bookshelf on top of himself.
*splat*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)
# is it wrong
that i just laughed like a slightly drunk drain who saw someone fall in shit? i am really sorry, but that has made my day. sorry, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)
# animated gif?
parrot bookshelf danger? sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)
# I'll
leave that to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Hmmm
IKEA could launch a new shelving system in his honour. Parott. It'd be already flat packed as well.
(plankton, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)
# I laughed a little
too hard at that :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)
# ohhh
that's how i want to go
(gelbehose, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Christ
so it was suicidal as well as miserable?

That's terrible Mr Rune.


You could get it stuffed?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)
# not suicidal.
Just thick as shit..
He was trying to eat the books (fond of terry pratchett he was) and he knocked off too many books at one end and the whole thing turned turtle on him.
I pissed myself till I realised he had gone to the big avairy in the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)
# so
you can screw that bookshelf onto the wall properly now...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)
# did you see it die?
I mean, did it just fall off it's perch? Or did you find it dead on the floor? Do you suspect foul play? Or did you kill it? So many questions...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Goodbye
squawks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)