This the one?take your hands off that, and wipe them before you touch your dinner you dirty bugger,
You don't know where it's been, baby
(You don't know where it's been, baby
helmetcream,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:45,
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and don't forget the all-time classic:"Make Awkward Advances to Women Not War"
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zog why change it now?,
Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:47,
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