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I hate Oasis song titles.

They're clumsy directives.
'Stop crying your heart out'
'Don't look back in anger'
Hmm. Probably just me.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)

OASIS

are pretty annoying too...

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)

liam

sounds like the bloke who sat at the back of the class at infants school and whined "Ummmm I'm telling on you"

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:32, archived)

i agree

although "Wipe your feet before you come in" and "Don't put your elbows on the table" are two of my favourite songs.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)

wish I'd actually not dropped out of my English degree

so I'd know why they sound clumsy instead of just feeling it.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)

maybe

if they said "please" first it would help.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)

it's probably because

as directives they should be direct, but they have twiddly little bits on the end that are unnecessary. Maybe they should just be
'Don't look back'
'Stop crying'

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rogan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)

my favs..

are the live version of "eat your greens" and the acoustic version of "tidy your room"

(bhell13, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:20, archived)

I like

'take your hands off that, and wipe them before you touch your dinner you dirty bugger'

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:35, archived)

This the one?

take your hands off that, and wipe them before you touch your dinner you dirty bugger,
You don't know where it's been, baby

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:45, archived)

and don't forget the all-time classic:

"Make Awkward Advances to Women Not War"

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zog why change it now?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:47, archived)