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# Sorry to be sexist,
but that is a male kitten.
*100%FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# and why would that matter?
do male kittens not have mothers?
(martian, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Hah.
I only did it 'cos I saw my mum yesterday and the first thing she said was "where's my birthday card then you bad daughter?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I once rang my Mum in triumph
to say 'Happy Birthday Mum! I remembered!'
The short reply was 'No you didn't. Mine is on the 4th. The 7th was Cindy's birthday. Bye.'

Cindy was the family dog.

It had died 14yrs previously.

oops.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# ahahahaha!
HAHAHAHHA!

You made an utter spoon out of yourself but made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)
# How can you tell?
Is it your kitten?
(Demon-boy, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# My kitten was called Mango.
He had a white stripy body and different coloured eyes. Bella said he was deaf, but when he looked up at me, it was as if he was asking a question. Now I'll never know the answer.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)