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[challenge entry] the key to happy slavery is not knowing you're a slave...


hello, I'm new.

From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 530 entries (closed)

(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:14, archived)
# welcome you!
i see you have been hovering for a while ;)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)
# yes well
cats are a favourite topic, so it was time to start playing with the big boys (cough), if you know what I mean.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)
# hehe
nice one, and welcome :)

where in canadia are you from?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:15, archived)
# an obscure little college town
about two hours east of Toronto =)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:17, archived)
# hmmmm
anywhere near kitchener/waterloo then? oh no, that's west, isn't it?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)
# canadian geography
yes, that's more south-west...I'm sort of in between Ottawa and Toronto, if you know where those are (I know if someone said to me "I'm between London and Bath" I'd have absolutely no idea). we're just north of new york state.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:20, archived)
# yep
i know roughly where you are. yay for canadians, i think they're ace :)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)
# better than
americans eh
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:26, archived)
# oh, much. better at lots of things actually...
how do you think we keep warm in the winter?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:29, archived)
# well
you could say that, but then every time i've been to the states i've been pleasantly surprised to find my prejudices contradicted by the large number of really nice & sorted americans i've met. their reputation really doesn't do most of them justice.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Well
you don't need to go to America to meet a knobhead.....just come to my house ;)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:33, archived)
# I must have terrible luck
I used to work in a restaurant and americans never tipped.

I don't deny that nice americans are out there,I just haven't met any =) there are terribly rude people in every country.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Hello new person, and welcome.
No need to ask you to make yourself at home and shop a kitten - you're doing it already.
More of the same, please.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:17, archived)
# thank you!
everyone here is so very friendly, you'd think they were a bunch of computer geeks or something.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:22, archived)
# nice post
welcome, pull up a kitten, photoshop a chair, it's like crack... ;)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:18, archived)
# better than crack
because it's not illegal (yet)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Welcome

(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:20, archived)
# did you know
that a goldfish has a memory span of only about three seconds? "hey look a castle! hey look a castle! hey look a castle!"

"hey, is that a cat?" "I'm not sure, I don't remember what they look like"
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Thats not actually true
It was made up by petshop owners so people wouldn't think the fish would get bored in a small aquarium. Just don't get me started on "fish don't have feelings" because I'm a fish lover (add as much innuendo as you like to that one).
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:28, archived)
# you can love your fish
just don't LOVE your fish.

so how many times have you heard that one?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Troy
McClure?
(, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Welcome from a fellow slave!
Have some woo...
(, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)