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# 3 types of lady.
The spitter, the swallower and the gargler.

heheh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# What about those who don't...
...ever?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)
# not interested in <i>them</i>!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Choosy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# they would be
known as the girlfriend of stouffer
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# seriously?
poor boy
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# ex-girlfriend,
see there are some comforts.
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# true
to be brutally honest, she had a bit of a 'tache anyway. it would have been like velcro.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# *shudders*
too... much... information...
Yeeeeep!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
So much more information that I needed...
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# yay
i've managed to kill two birds with one stone. and by that i mean i've managed to disgust two ladies with one comment. not two actual birds with one stone.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# avoid
like the plague :)

they're missing out, if you ask me said too much again
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# ...
lost for words
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# *likes unicorns way of thinking
why cant i meet anyone who thinks like this????
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# i like girls, too
and football

am i the perfect girlfriend, or what? :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# No. Don't like football.
And in what sense do you "like girls"? Most of my girlfriends friends are
girls, so big deal...

Me? An idiot? Why, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# tsk.
did you never pay attention to Lesbian Hour?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Not really.
To be honest, the thought of my girlfriend leaving me for a WOMAN, really freaks me out...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# marry me???????
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Wouldn't rockbus object?
...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# yes
he would...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# who cares
i dont think i know any ladies who are into football,are bisexual and err.. "cook socks"
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# hot DIGGETY
You are THE NOW LEGENDARY NOW LEGENDARY unicorn.
*smarm*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# treble legendary
i rule :) *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)