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# aww
Just sent off for the free kitten fact pack from Whiskas(plus free kitten nibbles which I shall send to the animal rescue centre), despite not having a kitten. I pretended I had a 4 month old kitten called Sweetpea. A girl can dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# i have
loads of cat food in my house
cos my cat died last month *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# Maybe you could start a support group?
Ladies pining for pussy kittens?

After all, it is lesbian hour ;-). I'll get me coat anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# it IS the lesbian hour
so why is it the only bird on the site is that minger? although, admitedly, she is getting better looking as the board progresses...
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)
# That's no way to talk about unicorn!
Oh, I see, she's slipped into the spaz...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# thanks for pointing that out
i was just about to take offence..
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)
# Don't worry,
all the b3tan ladies are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah
we do seem to attract some nice looking lasses. Shame I can't do the same in real life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)
# why not
harness the power of the interweb?

worked for me, sort of accidentally
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Yeah but all the attractive
female b3tans are taken :)

Its OK.. i'll manage somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)
# there's always
paper bags. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)
# Yeah
but i can't even seem to pull ugly women.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)
# I did that too
Back in the days when the internet was giving things away free left right and centre. That pet food stayed in my fridge until it went bad. Then I chucked it out.

www.freeukstuff.com

was the culprit. Used to have lots of free stuff on it. Now it's just offers, competitions and coupons. There's no decent free stuff anymore, and it's all because of freebie abusing swines like myself.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)