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# I was too
I was five years old and it was a huge white cockerel. the farmer had to rescue me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I wasnt quite so lucky....

I was not only physically, but also mentally scarred for life
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:51, archived)
# <insert obvious joke about being attacked by a farmer's large white cock/>
so sorry, I'm sure it was a traumatic experience
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Not your last encounter
with a huge white cock, I'll bet.



Sorry.

Edit: whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# at
five years old, yes it was : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# that's not what it
says in the b3ta ladies' loos...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# in the loos in coffee republic in manchester
at the top of paperchase - don't go looking for it, it isn't there any more - there used to be graffiti saying, "MEET HERE AT 12 WEDNESDAYS FOR BIG COCK FUN"

it was always my dream to go along at that time dressed as foghorn leghorn.
(martian, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# i was in a pub yesterday
someone had written "here is a mouse" on the door. THere was no mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)
# at the age of five, one would hope it was her first encounter.
but certainly not her last
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# huge white cock
those word don't seem to fit together correctly.

except in my case of course, not that i'm bragging...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# in my experience
the stereotype isn't that accurate...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# 7989 messages
and counting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# this is
7991...

nearly there! (and it's such a crap celebratory pic it's hardly worth it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# 7994
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# i've been waiting for the pic
all morning (well from that earlier thread anyway)

i hope i'm not disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# it really is
very poor... just text really.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 12:03, archived)