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[challenge entry] water torture would be interesting

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(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:00, archived)
# aha, i have
a plan. i shall capture paul daniels and make him perform houdini's chinese water torture. except this particular version of the trick will be called stouffer's chinese spunk torture.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:01, archived)
# are you sure you've got it in you,
One drop a minute 'til he cracks?
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:02, archived)
# houdinis was different...
they just stuffed him in a milk churn with false locks
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# and that
is another difference from my version.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# stop
that! You are making me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:03, archived)
# can't you just collect stamps
like normal boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:04, archived)
# you have to
use something to stick them in the book.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:05, archived)
# yes you do.
But I hope you're not suggesting your spermoza would act as a sufficient adhesive. How rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# works on magazines
doesn't it stouffer?

£4.00 off the top shelf so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# like i
can reach the top shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)