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# oo you jammy bastard!
my mates dad has met Roy Walker of 'say what you see' and 'its good, but its not right' fame. I asked him to get me an autograph saying 'To Tom, love and hugs, Big Roy' but he wouldnt...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I'm watching R+J now
they have just stated a FACT! that everyone in America will be fat by 2050. YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:26, archived)
# that's three and a quarter hours away
better get eating then
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Silly boy
they're 5-8 hours behind, they've got plenty of time yet.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:34, archived)
# i've met
IAIN DUNCAN SMITH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:27, archived)
# i saw William Hague in Bury when they had the elections the oter year
and my mate threw a cigarette butt at him which hit him on the ear. 100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I've been in Brian May's
loft
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I used to
know Brian May's opair years ago.. a very cute girl by the name off.....errrr I think she was swedish. was she there?
(doktored, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)
# wow!
now that IS cool!


I shook Lenny Kravitz's hand!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)
# i shot john lennon
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:32, archived)
# 100%
FACT!
(doktored, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:33, archived)
# he was shot 23 times at close range.
23!!! He could saved ONE for Yoko Ono!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:35, archived)
# i nearly called
IDS smug. But i got scared and didn't. Also 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:30, archived)
# I once served jeffery
Archer a cup of tea *100% FACT* and Russle Grant on the same day *100% FAT*
(doktored, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:29, archived)
# s'funny
:)
(Soapy, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:31, archived)
# probably should of been
Jeffery Archer 001% FACT
(doktored, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Run Rig
used to live in the same house as me. I was six. They let me play on their drums and taught me some Gaelic but I've forgotten it.
And I sold chips to Norman Lovett and shortbread to Eddie Izzard.
Yay for tenuous celeb connections.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:36, archived)