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# He's going to drop that pint....
Which fool served him anyway?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 17:50, archived)
# Aww poor kitty...
...what I wanna know, is that if he doesn't drop it, will he drink it himself?
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 17:53, archived)
# Nah
he's going to lick the head off and then refuse to touch the rest of it until you buy him some more expensive, luxury beer.

Then he'll throw up underneath the bed.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 17:54, archived)
# I'll buy him some more expensive beer...
...as long as hes only sick in his litter tray.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 18:00, archived)
# Have you ever managed
to get a cat to be sick where you want it though?
I spend a lot of time chasing ours (who are always throwing up) with bits of newspaper and they always back off and throw up on the floor.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 18:03, archived)
# I don't have a cat.
Sorry.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 18:23, archived)
# superb
mine would always co-operate with me. she'd be in full-body pre-vom spazms and looking at me like, "you got that newspaper ready?" Nice.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 18:28, archived)
# Aww, you can see the concentration
in his little eyes
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 17:56, archived)
# oooh
lovely. As ever, Sir.
(, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)