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Macs

are for people who get their hair cut in salons

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:38, archived)

I go to a barber

from Vietnam, thankyouverymuch!

No.. MACS ARE FOR DESIGNERS!!!!!! IF YOU SAY YOU ARE A DESIGNER, THEN YOU USE A MAC!!!!!

Aargh... and uhh... grumble.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:40, archived)

Don't forget

journalists too.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)

Douglas Adams

wrote all his books on a Mac

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)

That's impossible.

Didn't "Hitchhiker's Guide" come out before the personal computer was even invented?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:43, archived)

all except that one then

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:44, archived)

Possibly.

How about "he wrote no books at all on a PC"?

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)

Personal Computers run windows

Apple Macs run Mac OS

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:46, archived)

so what run

Linux etc?

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verbal, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)

either/both

and the rest too

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)

see, that bi-polar reasoning has flaws

as does my talking-of-sense

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verbal, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)

either can

thats why:

1. Linux pisses over Windows
2. Mac OS X am the bestest
3. erm, pie?

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)

Linux

in my opinion linux pisses ova most things

(Pyro_Wizard, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 20:43, archived)

umm

Yes.

I know. I was trying to point out the inherent inadequacies of general 'either/or' reasoning.

Except I'm drunk.

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verbal, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)

hitchikers the radio show

was in the mid-70s... but the first book wasn't until 79 or 81, by which time home computing had taken off.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)

You should change your name to:

JustHereToProvideAnyAnswerYouNeed.Ever.

Or: JustThere...Baby.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)

hehehe

interesting ideas...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)

then what would bananaman be for?

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verbal, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)

I dunno...

Work shifts?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)

dammit...

he's right.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)

and grips!

*strut*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)

reed

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:41, archived)

cobblers

and twaddle. If you're a web designer and you use a mac, you're pretty much fucked.

But please do recommend me your barber

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:42, archived)

Alright.

Maybe I was being a bit argumentative there, but I do object to the notion that to be a designer, you have to use a Mac.

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)

'tis just the way of things...

Like Gary Glitter and little girls...

Tony Blair and the number 45...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)

contrary wise

if you have the title "Designer" ANYWHERE in your title, and you don't use a Mac, then you swallow Pig Semen.

His name is Tran, on El Toro Rd. $5. Very nice fellow.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:45, archived)

what a lovely

mental image

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)

I know him!

He puts his imac in the front window to attract the hoxtonites in.

hehe

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)

OMG

ROTFLMAO! That is fuckin funny!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)

lets be pals,

i'll buy you a new vespa helmet or something...

:D

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)

I agree

But I'm too broke to buy a Vespa... I got a shitty Honda.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)

...or an Atari Tshirt

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)

actually...

that would be pretty damned cool!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)

fluffy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)

We're being

fucking fluffy!

mreoooowwwwrrrgh!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)

Truce

there are just somethings we'll never agree on. I've made this (admittedly shit) picture of a wee pup clamped by Westminster council as a token of peace. Just for you!

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)

thankee EPD

And I shall in turn agree that you don't need a Mac to be a Designer.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)

Brill

and goody. You're cordially invited to my sisters wedding.

:D

(el_pollo_diablo, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 19:11, archived)

Oh dammit.

I'm all the way on the other side of the world. American, you know. Otherwise I would.

And you are cordially invited to my daughter's wedding as well... should be in about 20+ years.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 19:20, archived)