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# Yes
They are a handful. Mostly like cats, in that they eat cat food, sleep in cat beds, use cat boxes and wash themselves. Like dogs in that they learn tricks and sorta-kinda walk on a leash. (You can at least take them for a brisk drag or something. LOL)

I didn't want a ferret, but he was dumped near my house. He's been a good, if mischievous, pet. He even picked himself out a little girlfriend in the pet store...just make yourself at home, why don't you, then?...while I was supposed to be buying fert kibbles.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Ferrets are great pets
easy to look after, friendly - just look out if one decides to bite you, it'll fucking hurt.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:06, archived)
# they fucking stink, though!
:)
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Mine don't!
I keep their cage clean and don't overbathe them into producing musk. At their worst, they are like a combo of new-mown grass, warm puppy and cheap men's cologne.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:13, archived)
# One of the dinner ladies
at my primary school used to keep ferrets. She brought one into school one day, and it pissed on the headmistress...

Which was pretty much what the kids thought of her too.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 13:10, archived)