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# I hate when this happens

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Hey
I used to own a pair of jeans like that about 13 years ago. Holes in the knees and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# So you're the culprit!
Poor kitty... just kneading your butt when WHAM-O. Mouth full of mustard gas...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# No, I don't
and never had a kitty that looked like that.*




*this may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I've had lots of cats
And I've never done that*


*100% of a LIE
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# nice
arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Serves the cat right
It was probably doing that digging-its-claws-in thing.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# i hate cats
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Of course...
I do a fluffy kitten gif on the day everyone is on about PRAWNS!!!!!

Where's the memo? I didn't get the memo!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Say no to Prawns
They'll steal your handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# and bore the tits
off your flumps
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# hmmmm
there were some horrendous moobs on the beach.
Hmmmm.... sunburnt moobs.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)
# uhh...eww?
and eww again?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)
# And hairy
horrible hairy men.
But fit ones too, and girls looking far too bronze and slim. Just occasionally i had to look away to protect my precious eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Ban De soleil type girl thingys?
I haven't had a congical visit in some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)
# more flabby and unappealing
than mine?
Shocking
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:20, archived)
# were they "pancakey"?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)
# No moobs
could be as flabby and unappealing as yours, but at least yours aren't scarlet and covered in blisters.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)
# EWWWWW
And I don't have moobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I have man tits
there's a difference!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Which is?

(I was talking about Pootle's moobs, they're huuuge*)

*100% Lie
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)
# naw...
Mine are small...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# I can't get prawns at work
we have an anti-prawn filter
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# *PARP*
not mention *SPONG*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# it ain't funny
fart jokes aren't funny. queen mother jokes, terrorist jokes or george bush things, maybe. but farts, nah.
(cretin_chameleon, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)