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# not been about much
due to exploding PC, selling house, buying house n stuff, so here's some hardcore mashporn to keep you happy.

I must sleeeeep
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:01, archived)
# pears
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:02, archived)
# ooh doubleporny
like a pony and vodka?
(edit: ah yes, one is always bigger than t'other :D )
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# ooh
I missed my b3tabirfdy...

was it good?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:06, archived)
# we had cheesecake
and rum

it was delightful

we raised a toast in your honour

by putting the tub of margerine under it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:08, archived)
# yay!
I quite like inserting crispy bread into judges
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I am wanking as I examine your post!
1% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)
# I keep wanting to see a pair of hands there
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 2:05, archived)