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# Is that
the real stone henge? Looks like a censored pic from a jap porn mag :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:48, archived)
# It's a bit crap
because I made it quick and dirty.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 6:53, archived)
# you don't get censored pics
in Japanese porn mags do you?

Are they the ones where the girls about to be raped by gigantic phallic-snouted dragons have visible wrinkles on their faces?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:30, archived)
# Yup
Them's the ones. 'cept they have black bars occluding points of contact. There's NO mistaking what's happening, but with that little bit of tape of course it's fine!

Weirdos
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 7:35, archived)
# They have some very strange rules over there.
You can have black bars which is the most common form. You can also legally airbrush over the image with a representation of the nether regions as well as edit out the pubic hairs in that region (apparently a Barbie crotch is legal for display) or, in a strange and wonderful book I wish I had bought several years ago, you can show a lady in the buff holding a (framed) photograph of her privates in front of the actual area. We found this book with some amazing custom, um... coiffes which were then photographed, framed behind glass and then held by the models in front of their reclining forms.

If you ever find a copy of that book, buy it. If you find two, let me know, damnit: one of the better illustrations we instantly dubbed "the perfect wave" in honor of its flowing, uniform surfer's curl.
(I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 8:54, archived)