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# yes but will he finishe my driveway on time?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:10, archived)
# HULK TARMAC!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:10, archived)
# but i clearly stated in the original contract
that i wanted a brick driveway, not tarmac.

not even tarmac with the little white stones in.

Brick.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:13, archived)
# DOCKET SAY TARMAC.
HULK LAY TARMAC.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:15, archived)
# well you docket is clearly wrong
i want to see your foreman.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)
# HULK SMASH PUNY HUMAN
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:19, archived)
# sorry, mr sonofodin
is there a problem?
(martian, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Ah! Mr. Martian.
yes i was just talking to Mr. Hulk here about my driveway.

Mr. Hulks Docket says Tarmac, but i clearly remember asking for a brick driveway.

i have my original invoice to prove it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:21, archived)
# LORRY HAVE TARMAC ON.
DOCKET SAY TARMAC
HULK LAY TARMAC
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# i see. well, that appears to be in order.
hulk? smash puny human, would you?
(martian, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:24, archived)
# AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My limbs, what have you done with my limbs?

every bone smashed, organs leaking vital fluid, short of breath, slight loss of appitite...

...i think i'm going to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:27, archived)
# HANG ON SQUISHY HUMAN
HULK HAVE WRONG DOCKET.
MR SON-OF-ODIN WANT BRICK?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# office just called
sorry, mr sonofodin - is this 74 oakmoor street?

hulk - this is for 74 oakwell crescent. you couldn't pop over there and make a start, could you?
(martian, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:29, archived)
# HULK FIND RIGHT DOCKET
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:30, archived)
# *AARRGGHHH!!!*
that's ok *Groan* simple mistake, anyone could have *Cough* made it.

Would it be too much trouble *Hack, Spittle* to ask Mr. Hulk if he could find my other arm?

*Croak*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)