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(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Puttin' on the Kitz.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)
# *prod*
oy, you. Just been looking at the latest stuff on your site.
I was right, you can't draw, it's all rubbish.
You bastard! It's fabulous.

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Thank you,
did you see the colour bit I added?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# oh yes.
Pants, utter pants. I hate you. Or love you, one of the two. Mebbee both.
Have you always been a doodler?


(I'll pre-empt a "cor" there...)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Yep,
and I'm going to be starting life drawing classess in september as well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:41, archived)
# cor
need any volunteers?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Don't tempt me
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:43, archived)
# *quick flash*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Bugger,
I hardly had chance to reach for my pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)
# oo-er
it needs sharpening
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)
# It mechanical,
a new sharp lead pops up with a flick of my thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)
# is that
a euphamism?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)
# ooh!
very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Cheers,
I'm getting better.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:35, archived)
# now that is darling
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)
# that is a lovely hat
it really is
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)
# you can
buy a larger one here:
www.villagehatshop.com/bell_crown_topper.html
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:42, archived)
# I want a CAT
don't care about no hat.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)
# pure class
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)