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[challenge entry] Tomorrow the world!

From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# hmmm...
a hover cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# How would you
take over the world with that sort of power?
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# by building
wave after wave of them,
then buggering the worlds leaders into submission.


well you asked!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Sounds like a plan,
but not as devious as mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I expect he sets them free by shouting
"Cock off!!"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# heh
anyone whom reads this may leave work now
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Pinky and the mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Where be the
mindpiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Look down
for extra hovercock. You know you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:54, archived)
# how far?
I got lost in the spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hovercock
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:47, archived)
# But for today, we're going to
practise on...er...a black rubber hovercock?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Well it is
my first hover thigey.
Even if it is a hovercock.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:53, archived)
# 'S ver' groovy.
Just a little hatstand :)
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I have been
smoking the whoopie weed for hummus.
/edit - "say can I have some of your purple berries"
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 16:03, archived)