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(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# i do hope the japanese are taking note
of all these useful ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# i'd forgotten how to make webpages
so i spent a happy couple of hours yesterday aligning everything, setting tables, widdling with fonts.

then thought last night, "ah fuck it, just make it a big jpg" so i did
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# do you know what?
pies.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# what sort of pies?
ps, bacteria is the plural not bacteriums. although i like the word
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)
# is penii a word?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# i don't know
it's something to do with what the root (so to speak) of the word is. is it greek or latin? i forget, my mind is weak
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# i know,
but they're in my head so i can call them what i like.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:45, archived)
# and since when
was this place famed for correct use of english?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# your quite write
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:48, archived)
# in witch case
You're pic shood say engrish reilly
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# doesn't that
already exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# it does? i hope so
powered by electric battery technology dontchaknow
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# there are much more exciting things
that are powered with batteries.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)
# like torches
and mini portable tvs
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:49, archived)
# here y'are
www.corporate-gifts.co.uk/details.asp?prod=KEYRING30
although this is probably more your style
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# pffft
that one doesn't emit 100 decibel alarm AT ALL TIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# twoo
It does match your feather boa though.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I think it does.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:44, archived)
# i'm going to keep reposting it at every opportunity
i want to see how much lycos stats/bandwidth it can take
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:46, archived)
# wow.
that's magic happy fun yes!?
(martian, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:42, archived)
# super magic happy fun time special!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 13 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)