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# i have just spunked
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# aaaaagh!
keep your sex-wee to your self!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)
# How bizarre.
Microsoft Office tried to update itself on my computer, failed and promptly uninstalled itself. Jolly good.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Aaagh
why do I keep farting today?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# that'll be the
beer last night :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)
# how many
did we get through? About 20 cans or something? Where is my hangover?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Don't worry
it's just round the corner :)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Righto
I'll cut him off at the pass

/cliche
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# I hate that cliché!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I always used to wonder where they got the name 'Grolsch' from
until my first morning-after on this beastly fluid, when my bottom would not stop saying 'Grolsch' over and over and over again...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# or when you
were shouting "europe" at the sink.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)
# keep the exercises up
you'll need a strong right arm to carry that
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Doesn't
a watch on the right make you gay?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# no, it makes you left-handed
(and - therefore - gay...)

;o)
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# *right handed*
phew!

for a minute there I thought I might be gay!
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# i wear my watch on the right
but i'm a girl.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Me too on both counts.
I don't think it's gender related though, I just didn't know you were meant to wear it on your opposite hand.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!

/gamesmaster
(, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)