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From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:09, archived)
# i have just spunked
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# aaaaagh!
keep your sex-wee to your self!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)
# How bizarre.
Microsoft Office tried to update itself on my computer, failed and promptly uninstalled itself. Jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Aaagh
why do I keep farting today?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# that'll be the
beer last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)
# how many
did we get through? About 20 cans or something? Where is my hangover?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Don't worry
it's just round the corner :)
(Amerella, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Righto
I'll cut him off at the pass

/cliche
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# I hate that cliché!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I always used to wonder where they got the name 'Grolsch' from
until my first morning-after on this beastly fluid, when my bottom would not stop saying 'Grolsch' over and over and over again...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# or when you
were shouting "europe" at the sink.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)
# keep the exercises up
you'll need a strong right arm to carry that
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Doesn't
a watch on the right make you gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# no, it makes you left-handed
(and - therefore - gay...)

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# *right handed*
phew!

for a minute there I thought I might be gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# i wear my watch on the right
but i'm a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Me too on both counts.
I don't think it's gender related though, I just didn't know you were meant to wear it on your opposite hand.
(Amerella, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:24, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!

/gamesmaster
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:19, archived)
# That looks totally
Kick arse.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# That's Ace!
I want one. I want to be a friend of envy.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# i don't care what it is
i want one!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# fucking
awesome shoppery there mate !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I'm actually quite surprised
that something like that doesn't already exist... :)

But a complete WOOYAY! to you sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)
# I'd buy
one but the instructions are in Japanese...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Only woman and heermasexuals...
...read instructions! pfft
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I only resort
to instructions as a last resort. So there :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)
# so class!
so velly, velly good
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:13, archived)
# pee roast
www.b3ta.com/board/1578620

woo by the way! :)
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)
# absolutely brill
where can I buy one? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:15, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:16, archived)
# that is
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Whoowee!
I bet the battery alone weighs about a kilo
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:20, archived)
# That is actually
the best thing ever! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 12:25, archived)