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# You could suck off the edges first.
I love Toblerones, almost as much as I love KitKats. Oh I don't know! I like them both. Of course, I can't eat as much of them as I used to since the gastic bypass operation, but I could lick the corners off.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# haha.
you said suck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)
# So!?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)
# i'm sorry,
i just got a little excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Wee wee
in the mind?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# logical conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# It excites him
He wants you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I'm embarrassed.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Kit Kats are
by the demonic Nestle Corporation

Every night I get off the train at the sign "EAST CROYDON the Home of Nestle in the UK"
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Don't they eat babies in Africa?
Bella told us about that.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I believe that they
sell powdered baby milk in areas with poor water that will poison babies. I think this is a ploy to then go and flog huge quantities of Perrier Water (another of their products)
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I love Perrier.
It goes with my bangles.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# That's just daft.
Why would you want to kill off your customer base?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# It doesn't kill
them. It is just the wonders of advertising. Sell people something that they don't need that is actually worse than the natural (and available) alternative. Give money to the local health representatives to promote your product...
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Which is why you should move out of
East Croydon.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Did I say I live
in ... ?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# haha
you live in east croydon!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Did I say
that?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# People say they're evil.
But I fucking hate babies, so I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Gasp!
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# You're alright
I've got to live with two of the little blighters.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Can I have one?
I have picked out all of my contraceptive implant, but I reckon my polystyrene ovaries might not work.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Sir Sand Goblin
Will probably help you test them.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Is he an expert in philaterly?
I might have to have a test tube baby.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)