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[challenge entry] for those long conversations

i present - the toblerfone

From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(icedragon, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Wouldn't
the little triangles hurt your ears?
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# yes.
repeatedly.
using knives.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# bad
triangles.
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)
# You could suck off the edges first.
I love Toblerones, almost as much as I love KitKats. Oh I don't know! I like them both. Of course, I can't eat as much of them as I used to since the gastic bypass operation, but I could lick the corners off.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# haha.
you said suck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)
# So!?
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)
# i'm sorry,
i just got a little excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Wee wee
in the mind?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# logical conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# It excites him
He wants you.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I'm embarrassed.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Kit Kats are
by the demonic Nestle Corporation

Every night I get off the train at the sign "EAST CROYDON the Home of Nestle in the UK"
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Don't they eat babies in Africa?
Bella told us about that.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I believe that they
sell powdered baby milk in areas with poor water that will poison babies. I think this is a ploy to then go and flog huge quantities of Perrier Water (another of their products)
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I love Perrier.
It goes with my bangles.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# That's just daft.
Why would you want to kill off your customer base?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# It doesn't kill
them. It is just the wonders of advertising. Sell people something that they don't need that is actually worse than the natural (and available) alternative. Give money to the local health representatives to promote your product...
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Which is why you should move out of
East Croydon.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Did I say I live
in ... ?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:43, archived)
# haha
you live in east croydon!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Did I say
that?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# People say they're evil.
But I fucking hate babies, so I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Gasp!
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# You're alright
I've got to live with two of the little blighters.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Can I have one?
I have picked out all of my contraceptive implant, but I reckon my polystyrene ovaries might not work.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Sir Sand Goblin
Will probably help you test them.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Is he an expert in philaterly?
I might have to have a test tube baby.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Perhaps you could protect them with
www.earglasses.com/
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)
# wing wing!
hahahahahaaheheheheeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:23, archived)
# mmm
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# That's why there is no Japanese phone book....
...there are so many wings and wongs that you might wing the wong number
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I love that joke.
But shouldn't it be Chinese?

Even I know that those are Chinese names, and I'm retarded.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)
# It should be Chinese
...but it is a Japanese compo!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Oh.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Yeah, Chinese, Japanese.
Same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# That wasn't my point....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Yeah, right.
You and Prince Phillip.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Bloody Indians
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:34, archived)
# They'll have
eating dogs for anorexics soon
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:42, archived)
# That's what I thought.
But Nurse Ng says it isn't. She says the Japanese are cannibals and murderers.

Apparently they made her grandfather eat his own balls.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Doesn't that make
her grandfather the cannibal?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I don't know.
But if he ate his own balls, how did he give a baby to his wife?
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:39, archived)
# That has to be
one of the oldest and silliest jokes
ever!


still, made me laugh though!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)
# fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:26, archived)
# :D
You love it really!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# nice
one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:24, archived)
# mmmmmm, chocolate
triangular chocolate
for triangular me's
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:25, archived)
# does anyone remember
the lovely toblerone advert..
made from triangular almonds from triangular trees, triangular honey from triangular bees...etc
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:27, archived)
# aparently
you do
(icedragon, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# ;)
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# *sings*
"if you've every wondered how you get tri-angles from a cow..."*

* yes, yes, i know that was dairylea
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:28, archived)
# the answer to that
lies in those play dough mould things.
(whydobirdssuddenlyappear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# "you
need buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw"

/HMHB
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:29, archived)
# ahthangyo!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Ha!
Top band...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:31, archived)
# those
are chinese characters
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:30, archived)
# shhh
.
(icedragon, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 15:37, archived)