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# Why does Noddy wear a blue hat with a bell on top?



Because he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# haha!
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Works best in the pub
after a long string of jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:29, archived)
# What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?





Neil Armstrong doesn't fuck kids
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# bahahaa
*notes that down for later*
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# What's E.T. short for?
'cos he's only got little legs
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, he only screws kids
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I'm off
bye, bye everybody
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:31, archived)