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# On the one hand, Jeremy Beadle
has a small cock, on the other hand it's actually quite large.
Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:22, archived)
# no idea who Jeremy Beadle is
so I'll say one that everyone here can understand
One one hand is the mouse, on the other is F5
Arf
(cheeseballs, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle
is the gammy handed King
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# gammy?
American, sorry
(cheeseballs, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# hes
got a manky hand
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Oh
ok, now your a little more on my level
(cheeseballs, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# sheesh
manky's just as obscure to yanks!

he has a deformed hand, it's about 2 sizes too small... like the Grinch's heart.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# not often we have a GC text-only post
but that may well be one...

B3ta Office Supplies, anyone?

Edit: Thank you oh Magic Donkey, or Mod, or whoever! Original Posting
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# haha
I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Yes,
me too. I'm amazeralated that it didn't FP.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# *bows*
you're too kind...

even after that "justhere stores the spazz" thing hehe
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# there's never anyone around
when the front-page-worthy things get posted :(
(I helped save b3ta! pie, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:29, archived)
# Yay
I like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# oh baby...
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# woo
softcore polar bear action
(Bushboy, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# whats
GC?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Twin Penii?

Or do you just mean that Beadle's a cunt most of the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Never buy a dyslexic dwarf
It's not big
And it's not clever
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# that's a fantastic threadwaste
made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# then
it can't be a wasted thread!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Why does Noddy wear a blue hat with a bell on top?



Because he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# haha!
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Works best in the pub
after a long string of jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:29, archived)
# What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?





Neil Armstrong doesn't fuck kids
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# bahahaa
*notes that down for later*
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# What's E.T. short for?
'cos he's only got little legs
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, he only screws kids
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I'm off
bye, bye everybody
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 16 Jul 2003, 20:31, archived)