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(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 9:10, archived)
# That's
completely and utterly disturbing... Woo!

TJ: Fucking btconnect - don't let me get at my e-mails for two fucking days and now I've got about 50 to download.
Useless cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 9:12, archived)
# are you really that unhappy
with the size of your cock?

*edit* I'd make a cutting remark after your reply down there, but this is a nice neat mini-chevron */edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Is that
an offer to help?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Especially disturbing...
...if the product contains camphor and Acetylsalicylic acid, as it appears to.
(Larry_Mudd, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 9:15, archived)
# the image of someone waxing their balls
OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH!



woopic!
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 9:16, archived)
# maybe
but smooth balls = more oral sex ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 9:27, archived)
# really?
I'll have to wax mine then....

damn i dont have any.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 9:33, archived)
# During a brief period
of shopping channel addiction, I came across a fantastic Australian hair product called "Nads", aside from the general peurile schoolboy giggling over the constant declaring of the product name, we finally lost it when they offered us, for just £5 extra, an instructional video "How to get the most from your Nads".
Oh, how we laughed.
(Kalshassan, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 9:51, archived)