b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 1616932 (Thread)

# two in the front
two in the back.
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# in case you're wondering
that's the punchline to "how many elephants can you fit in a mini?". but it just struck me that potentially it's the funniest of the punchlines we wheel out in long strings, ad tedium.
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# i thought
it was some kind of reference to DVDA
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# nope.
therein lies the humour.
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# or maybe a
4CG
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# So......price of fish?
(m4tt, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# three from the top, please carol.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# How do you get four dicks in the
Bijani twins?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# first thing
thats made me laugh in an uncontolled way all week.

well done sir! i salute you.

[edit]i am still giggling 5 minutes later.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I should make a web site
with new jokes for old punchlines.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:45, archived)
# yes, you should do that.
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# indeed you should sir.
i would then laugh harder.

make them offensive as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# i like the idea that baz would need to be told
to make his jokes offensive.
(martian, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# you
bad
man.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# any
colour I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 18 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)