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# I'd rather stick needles
up my penis cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# your
penis cunt?

that'd make for an interesting NSFW post...
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# a touch of
the mindpiss there I think : )

can you crochet a peniscunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# *still doing little victory dance*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# fuck you, bitch
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Take it mo-fo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# *thinks*
I'm not even sure what one would look like! a very thick penis with an inverted bit in the tip?
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I suppose
something a bit like those blow job sex toys
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# what kind of blow job sex toys
?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# the ones
like rubber fucksocks! sort of a tube with the "toe" partly turned inside out (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# hmm
yeah that's about what i was thinking of actually. like a sock. but partly sucked it on the toe end (FUCKSOCKS!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# it's the new
politically correct word for japs eye. All the kids are using it.*


*Not specifically true. Actually made up by my mate MC Rosby while drunk in a pub somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# you have
a penis cunt???? wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)