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[challenge entry] Found this in my egg...
bloody wankers...

apologies if it's already been done, but my GF thought of it and i had to do it.

From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 440 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:14, archived)
# strange story:
the other day, a bunch of 12 year old kids were loitering around the supermarket where i work, and ended up buying a pack of condoms and a couple dozen eggs. I can't figure it out

Woo to the picture though!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:17, archived)
# maybe they were embarrassed
about buying eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:18, archived)
# hehehe. thats just funny enough to be true

they were, however, less embarrased about the condoms than another guy who came in and whispered to me asking if we sold condoms. must have been his first time i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:22, archived)
# i usually just
ask where the fitting rooms are
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# maybe they beat me to the idea...
and wanted to put used condoms in eggs...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:20, archived)
# eggs and condoms?
sounds interesting
(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# It's an old practical joke
You put egg whites inside the condoms to make them look used, then put them on a doorknob or something.

No, I never did this -- It's in the book The World According to Garp. Reading is educational.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:54, archived)
# it is a sad day
when I get to recognise condom pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Sadly
I am jealous of the kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# I'm
jealous of you being jealous at those kittens
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Now why on Earth
would you be jealous of my being jealous of the kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:32, archived)
# I don't know
it's just a feeling deep down in my gut
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:38, archived)
# You sure it's
not gas?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Hmm
/shuffles in seat

Nope. Definately jealousy...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 21 Jul 2003, 20:45, archived)