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# i know what a dutch oven is
what's a dutch blindfold?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:28, archived)
# I know what a dutch basket is,
but what is a dutch oven?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I know what a dutch elm is,
but what's a dutch basket?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# farting in bed
then shoving your lovers head under the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# piss
mind

rearrange to form a common phrase on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Um...
it's where the man's 'clock weights' nestle exactly on the eye sockets of his good lady friend whilst in the soixante neuf (sp?) position rendering her temporarily sightless.

/blush
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# nicely
explained !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# sounds like thats
straight out of Viz.

Well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I think that's where I read it myself.
Extraordinarily useful book: Rogers Profanisaurus. Would recommend it to anyone who wants to keep up with today's swear words.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)