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# haha. clever
AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE URINE IN THE CAFETERIA.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# it's okay.
i licked it clean.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:19, archived)
# did
someone leave a trail of your favorite booze in front of you ala the carling ad
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# actually,
i just felt like licking up some wee.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)
# You know...
there's a limit MOST people won't cross...

But you just drive off the fucking cliff...

I like that about you.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)
# i do apologise.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:30, archived)
# what?
Because I think that's funny?

Oh no! Never apologize! You are a good guy!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# in that case,
i will continue wanking.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# *points in the other direction*
as long as it's not on me...

At least not tonight.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)
# i'm sure i'll find a willing b3tan
to cum on.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)
# is it true
that you're b3ta's biggest wanker??
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# quite possibly.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:44, archived)
# bukake sponge
just ask for one of them
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# wee
that you do when you've had a few pints doesn't have much amonia in it

I don't think
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)
# depends what pints
you're drinking.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# what if
you're drinking pints of amonia
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# i think
you die.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# no no
I think therefore I am
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# ach aye.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# :)
I should be shaking your hand on the 9th of august edinbash

as you are truly unique :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# i'm really not sure
whether that is a good thing or not...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:46, archived)
# good or bad
it will definately be strange
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:53, archived)
# haha.
frightening.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)
# don't
forget the train tick..

oh you remembered, its in your username
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# pints
of old eskimo wee
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# never had
any trouble with that...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)
# its
ice filtered
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)
# I
heard that induit indian medicine men eat peyote (or some other hallucinagen) then keep drinking their wee as it gets stronger as its passed through the body
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Same thing happens
with shrooms and acid.... I have been told
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# field
of shrooms near my house

though never taken any available if I fancied
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)
# the garth
is a haven for shroom growth.
should have taken some while we were doing the coconut thing.
would have turned out so much different.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:50, archived)
# errr
to acheive what exactly??
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# some
constant state of higher concienceness or something along those lines
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)
# It recycles
the hallucinogenic stuff so you can keep tripping. As well as having pissy smelling breath
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)
# I didn't
need to hear that...

*HURL*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)