Joke (you probably already know)
What lives on a farm and has 3 legs?
Answer: The McCartneys
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Mattyboy,
Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:06,
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An amputee and his friend bump into each other at the bus stop.
Amputee: 'Hello mate!'
Mate: 'Alright pal, how ya gettin' on?'
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:09,
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