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# Masturbate and shoot your load over
your bosses computer keyboard.

while he's typing
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Christ, you'd have to be quick
for him to still be typing!
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)
# Hide yourself in his office while he's out
get yourself nearly there while hidden, then jump out for the vinegar strokes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)
# Heheh,
I see you've planned thsi carefully!
(Amerella, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)
# "the vinegar strokes"
... a little-know tribute band there, and also a phrase I've never heard before.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)
# apparently
it's because your face looks a bit like you've drunk a glass of vinegar.

not that i would no, being a good catholic boy
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# ah.
right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)
# Never?!
Sheltered life that you've led!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)
# ye
"quickest in four counties, baby!"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)