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# Shower him with gifts
A feather boa and a tub of lube usually does the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Good idea,
and I'm going to write him a letter in a purple pen, smear it with perfume and include photographs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)
# i see
so it was all an elaborate scam to get him for yourself was it? i might have known...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# The best
Queen wins, ducky.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)
# "purple pen"
phnurr. Ooh, will you send him your arty shots?
edit: lucky Sunshine Elephant isn't here, he'd be getting all jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Oh yes,
*swished feather boa over shoulder, takes a big puff on herbal cigarette and goes for a mince*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Quentin Crisp's
epitaph says "If only I could have been more like bovine"
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Dear Old Quentin,
I miss our Herbal baths together.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)
# I'm sure new matt
would volunteer to take his place and his rubber duck.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)