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Disguising Osama Bin Laden

I have already done one of these i thought i try it with a baby =p

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(Laney <3 Paint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:51, archived)

Lovely.

Lovely, lovely.
The pictures pretty good as well. ;)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:52, archived)

you big old

lesbo

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butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)

I want him,

he's so young and nubile.
What can an old queen do?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:55, archived)

Shower him with gifts

A feather boa and a tub of lube usually does the trick.

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butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

Good idea,

and I'm going to write him a letter in a purple pen, smear it with perfume and include photographs.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

i see

so it was all an elaborate scam to get him for yourself was it? i might have known...

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new_matt, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)

The best

Queen wins, ducky.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)

"purple pen"

phnurr. Ooh, will you send him your arty shots?
edit: lucky Sunshine Elephant isn't here, he'd be getting all jealous!

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butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)

Oh yes,

*swished feather boa over shoulder, takes a big puff on herbal cigarette and goes for a mince*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)

Quentin Crisp's

epitaph says "If only I could have been more like bovine"
100% of FACT

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butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:04, archived)

Dear Old Quentin,

I miss our Herbal baths together.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:06, archived)

I'm sure new matt

would volunteer to take his place and his rubber duck.

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butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:18, archived)

Arf!

Is this Glass Cock?

news.lycos.com/news/photo.asp?section=BreakingPhotos&photoId=382665&captions=off

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sick_boy, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:54, archived)

nah

glass pinapple that

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

Hehehehe

You both have mind-wee

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sick_boy, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)

It looks like a very odd glass pineapple

OMG WTF ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE.

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butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:56, archived)

I think this

www.encyclopedia.netnz.com/Opalescentcock.jpg

is gc though

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Mr Peet, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:58, archived)

woo

Jaaak

check out our spotted photos from this weekend..

this one made us laugh.. look whats going on in the background:

www.yougotspotted.com/-1-350-K-898.aspx

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:57, archived)

Who cares,

I'm still the sexiest man in London!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 10:59, archived)

Ahahahaha

u are?

(Laney <3 Paint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:01, archived)

I am darling,

I am.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

apperantly so..

www.yougotspotted.com/-1-347-K-1.aspx

bloody internet celeb

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

*rubs thighs*

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butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)

Makes me laugh that,

it really does.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:05, archived)

London, pish posh wallop

You're the sexiest man in Newport Pagnell

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butchbint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:02, archived)

im laughing again

make me stop

(Laney <3 Paint, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:07, archived)

I could do that,

It'll be hard to laugh with your mouth full...

I've disgusted myself now...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jul 2003, 11:08, archived)