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# thats
very good that is.....and i`m watching a rather crap but great film...hawk the slayer....ahh the cheapness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)
# that
film is fucking ace !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Is it cheaper
than Deathstalker?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I
honestly cannot say...but this film looks like it was made with change from a fiver.....and all the while I keep looking at bits I can shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Deathstalker is an amazingly bad film
but Deathstalker 2 is worse, as they nick about 20 minutes of footage from Deathstalker to pad it out.
They are both worth watching, but only drunk and stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)
# dunno
haven't seen that
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Not as good/bad
as Krull.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# NEVER
mock Krull - that film simply fucking rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Nonesense and pshaw!
If we're after the best fantasy films, bring out the Conans and Willow.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:34, archived)
# The
sword and the sorcerer is good for a laugh when pissed.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:35, archived)
# That's the only time most of these films are
good for a laugh. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Yeah
I'm definitely with you on Willow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)
# is that the one
with the lead actor out of 'V'?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)
# nah
thats something the beastmaster I think....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:31, archived)
# ah yes, you're quite right
and blimey, your film looks total shit:
www.badmovies.org/movies/hawkslayer/
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)
# fuuny
enough its that review which has made me hunt this film down....and it only came out on cheapy dvd on monday....5 quid...and its a laugh ...and ya can play spot the almost celebrity....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)