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# back
from the post office and bank and I had a J Arthur Jodrell in Jeff's honour.

Though up this limerick on the way:

There was an young twat called jeff,

And then I thought, 'not a lot rims with Jeff'...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:43, archived)
# Rims with jeff?
I could imagine young Jeff would quite enjoy a spot of rimming.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)
# You
could use Deaf
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)
# There was a young Twat called Jeff
To our shouts of 'Fuck off' he was deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)
# .
we yelled and we yelled
and told him he smelled
and sooner or later he lef(t)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:51, archived)
# this isnt popbitch you know.
change it to:

There was a young twat called jeff
who spent all his loot buying wyclef.
when wyclef was bought i'll buy b3ta he thought
but they told him to shove it instead.

Jeff - When come back bring pie!
(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# There was a young Twat called Jeff
To our shouts of 'Fuck off' he was deaf.
Despite our best efforts,
He would'nt just leave us,
Parhaps we should spong him like that Ref.
(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Efforts and leave us?
Highly dubious ;)
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)
# Maybe it
works better after a few beers. slurring and all that.

Tell you what, i'll nip to the pub now, have five pints, then try it again.

Purely in the interests of science.
(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)
# see you in the pub
Yours sincerely

Professor Ninepints
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)
# Go for it,
we need to know. I'm sure your boss'll understand ;)
(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:09, archived)