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[challenge entry] Reminds me of Mayberry RFD.
I hope I did this right! :)

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From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(EmpressGabby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:57, archived)
# ARGH!
I NEED A PASSWORD


A PASSWORD
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:57, archived)
# open
sesame
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# peach
melba
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# melba
I want to meet whoever made up that word.
Melba makes me giggle and has done for at least 25 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:03, archived)
# Wimple makes me giggle
and its a word aswell!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:05, archived)
# wankel rotary engine
makes me snigger

snigger...
(gamera, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:09, archived)
# yes!
wingnut also
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:12, archived)
# moist
is the yuckiest word ever
(Cheril, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:35, archived)
# gusset
close second
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:36, archived)
# nun
shall pass
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:10, archived)
# I'm affraid that's
jut not going to work - we haven't your password - and letting us have it would be very silly - Idon't trust this lot
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:58, archived)
# you can trust
me
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:01, archived)
# i do
want my car keys?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# wife
swapping?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:05, archived)
# only if your not married to a whale
i may be single
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:06, archived)
# she's semi-permeable
(autocomplete reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:12, archived)
# like a membrane?
cool, does she activly uptake?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:17, archived)
# she loves to!
bring lube!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:22, archived)
# but try and avoid her mitochondria
: that gets her rather feisty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:23, archived)
# i read that as fisty...
...i need to wash my mind out with bleach
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:34, archived)
# no it's fine
or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:37, archived)
# i dont know
maybe your wife should take a look?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:38, archived)
# i already nicked them
and keyed your passenger side
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:06, archived)
# oh, if its you thats ok then
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:06, archived)
# A password?
HAH I fart in your general direction.
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:59, archived)
# Your mother was a hampster
and your father smelt.. of Elderberries!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:00, archived)
# I believe this board has a no
python rule - not that I really care - as long as it doesnt get out of hand it should be fine

/bad memories of a flaming for the vaguest of reference
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# really
how bad was it?


Why do I feel like I'm setting up a stand up a comedian?
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:04, archived)
# because you're standing on a comedian?
of you made one "happy" down there?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:07, archived)
# No I feel pressure to be funny
erm Take my wife..please. Damn this never happens to me, I mean it's the pressure - how about we try again in 15 minutes?

(it was pretty bad and it was a stupidly slight reference which was highly appropriate)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:07, archived)
# I just got
the best idea for an animation. You are a genius!

No, if I only knew how to do animations....
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# press the jiggle key
I have drunk too much rum.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:04, archived)
# or not enough.
damn insomnia/bipolar/etc
socks o' fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:04, archived)
# find out by drinking more rum
i stopped drinking seven hours ago. my brain hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:08, archived)
# at least it's not your
groin
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:13, archived)
# I want everyone to come to Somerset
for an evening of inebriation and pass the parcel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:14, archived)
# Past the what
to who
where
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:18, archived)
# I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:24, archived)
# oh dear
please please remove your password from that. we can all log into your ftp and do naughty things.
(fatty biscuits, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:17, archived)