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# It's not cute
but if you smacked them against a wall when they did it, social services would be on you in a flash.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# In the pubs,
they were talkin' about one of there friends who has a new baby, and they were like 'he chucked up all over me, it was soo cute'....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# first off
it's not particularly cute - it's a pain having to change them especially when you're out.

Secondly, baby shit and puke mostly consists of recently digested milk and smells a bit like butter - when you shit or puke it's got all kind of nasties in it and stinks.

As a parent you are frequently shat on and puked on and occasionally it can be amusing (and I mean occasionally).
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# baby
butter churns?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# why would they be
naked?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# how about if they're
wearing one of those fluffy animal costumes when you smash them against the wall?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# you can hold onto the ears.
and get the legs as well.

I really hope The Bear isn't reading this.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# don't want to give him ideas


/coat
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)