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# Im going to threadwaste to post a question that I randomly came up with in the pub....

How comes when babys shit themselfs, it's cute, yet when I do it...
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:20, archived)
# it`s
qute what?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# i think
that's meant to say cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# it`s harly my falt
if he cant spel!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Oh so quiet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# it's spelt "cute"
and it's not
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# qute?
qute?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:21, archived)
# what are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# your
fecking awful spelling i expect.

www.m-w.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# That's quite clever
as I can't spell 'Dictionary' without copy'n'pasting it.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# By "I",
I'm guessing you mean "Johnny Vegas".
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# No, me.
Honastly.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# It's not cute
but if you smacked them against a wall when they did it, social services would be on you in a flash.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:22, archived)
# In the pubs,
they were talkin' about one of there friends who has a new baby, and they were like 'he chucked up all over me, it was soo cute'....
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:23, archived)
# first off
it's not particularly cute - it's a pain having to change them especially when you're out.

Secondly, baby shit and puke mostly consists of recently digested milk and smells a bit like butter - when you shit or puke it's got all kind of nasties in it and stinks.

As a parent you are frequently shat on and puked on and occasionally it can be amusing (and I mean occasionally).
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:34, archived)
# baby
butter churns?
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:38, archived)
# why would they be
naked?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# how about if they're
wearing one of those fluffy animal costumes when you smash them against the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:24, archived)
# you can hold onto the ears.
and get the legs as well.

I really hope The Bear isn't reading this.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:26, archived)
# don't want to give him ideas


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:28, archived)
# no no no
those who can't draw, should try, in my humble opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
If you're going to waste threads at least say something funny rather than these pathetic attempts to get some attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:33, archived)