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# Oh, okay.
How does an elephant ask for a bun?
Can I have a bun please! (wave arm about in front of face in imitation of a trunk for maximum comic effect)
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that's a great one for radio
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# you: how many vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb
them: i dont know
you: see, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW because YOU WEREN'T THERE
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I love
that one!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i lost my shin in nam.
.. daganam
(snitchell, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I took my dog into a pub
and told the barman that my dog was a blacksmith. He didn't believe me so I set fire to the dog's balls and it made a bolt for the door..
(Cousin It, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)