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# why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
so they can hide upside down in pots of custard
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# How do they hide in cherry trees?
Paint their toenails red.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# No, they paint their balls red
Q. What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A. Monkeys eating cherries.
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:39, archived)
# That wasn't the version in
1001 jokes for kids
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# No silly, it comes from the
Jim Davidson's book "1001 Crude and crap jokes for a mungledong"
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I had 5001
you must have been a pleb
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:46, archived)
# I think you'll find that 1001 was the first edition
closely followed by 1001 more jokes for kids.
5001 was some shoddy compilation of old classics.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:49, archived)
# :(
What was 3001 then?
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:52, archived)
# another book
;)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Yes.
It's like buying albums made by musicians you like and then someone
waving a copy of 'Now That's What I Call Music' at you shouting, "Pleb!"
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Dutchbird's got her cock in your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# *poke*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Diphallic terata!
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# who are you calling a tart?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)