A man goes into a barand spots a beautiful blond. He sashays up to her and says 'Hi, would you like to hear a joke?'
'Sure,' she replies.
'Ok, There's this dumb blond...' he starts, but is interrupted.
'Before you carry on mister, I should warn you that I'm a black belt in karate, and my two friends over there,' she says, pointing two two more blonds, 'well, one of then is a black belt in ju jitsu and the other is a black belt in tai kwan do. Now, are you sure you want to tell this joke?'
The man ponders this for a seconds, before responding, 'Yeah, you're right. I really can't be arsed to explain this joke three times.'
('Sure,' she replies.
'Ok, There's this dumb blond...' he starts, but is interrupted.
'Before you carry on mister, I should warn you that I'm a black belt in karate, and my two friends over there,' she says, pointing two two more blonds, 'well, one of then is a black belt in ju jitsu and the other is a black belt in tai kwan do. Now, are you sure you want to tell this joke?'
The man ponders this for a seconds, before responding, 'Yeah, you're right. I really can't be arsed to explain this joke three times.'
djol,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44,
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Why didthe blonde stare at the bottle of squash?It said 'concentrate' on the label.
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pxyzyzygy,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:54,
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