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SPECIAL OFFER COLLECTABLESProudly presents
1 in a series of more than you bargained for...
1 in a series of more than you bargained for...
From the Regrettable special offers challenge. See all 220 entries (closed)
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:37,
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Nope,I shall be formally complaining to the Royal f-ing Mail. It is really crap in Portsmouth.
Then again, Portsmouth is crap anyway - like I said, Betjeman only wrote his poem about Slough because Pompey didn't rythme...
(Then again, Portsmouth is crap anyway - like I said, Betjeman only wrote his poem about Slough because Pompey didn't rythme...
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:41,
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City should be renamed Pompiteat least stuff would rythme and be accurate...
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:44,
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how about Pompeiithen we could bury it in volcanic ash.
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PMGT -Bacon.,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:45,
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heh heh hehyeah, I bet the useless cunts have fucking lost it. I knew i should have got him to send it recorded delivery....give it a few more days, then go kick their stupid postal heads in.
( PMGT -Bacon.,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:42,
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'Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Pompey,It is not fit to graze a donkey'
/the first draft wasn't quite as popular.
(/the first draft wasn't quite as popular.
verbal,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:43,
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Come, friendly bombs, and fall on the land mass directly north of the Isle of Wight,As really, truly, it is shite...
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:45,
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What more can be said about a city that spends money on neon lights for motorway bridgesthat illuminate the Tipner scrap yard, and build a frigging millenium tower (3 years late and several million over cost) - yet the money should've been spent on either genocide on the lower I.Qers (under IQ of 30 would reduced the population by at least 70%...) or at least cleaning the shit off of the streets....
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:51,
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I'd have included this in my planBut, alas, it did not scan.
( verbal,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:47,
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your plan?you are either hitler or god.
and i claim my five pounds.
(and i claim my five pounds.
bananaman,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:51,
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If I am God,you will have no need for money
(all b3tans become omnipotent)
If I am Hitler, five pounds will avail you not, for the deutschmark shall prevail.....
((all b3tans become omnipotent)
If I am Hitler, five pounds will avail you not, for the deutschmark shall prevail.....
verbal,
Sat 2 Aug 2003, 0:04,
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I was once going out with a chap from StroudAnd on hearing this, a particularly snooty ex delightedly declaimed "COME FRIENDLY BOMBS and fall on Stroud, it isn't fit for humans... oh."
How I larffed. Sorry, that was a really dull story, wasn't it.
(How I larffed. Sorry, that was a really dull story, wasn't it.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:45,
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i have been to slough once.i felt compelled to shout it at the top of my voices as i walked down the high street. hell on wheels.
and not wheels like jesus has. they're cos he's wheely good.
(and not wheels like jesus has. they're cos he's wheely good.
bananaman,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:47,
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you're developing tourettes or something my friendYou keep telling us that you've been shouting in public places.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:50,
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it's a habit i have.i think i have a natural immunity from strange looks. and it needed shouting.
and it doesn't actually happen very often.
(and it doesn't actually happen very often.
bananaman,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:52,
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heyhave you seen Matrix Reloaded yet?
*giggles and runs away*
(*giggles and runs away*
Dr Phil Kitten,
Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:50,
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HeheheI was stuck behind a Munters van on the M6 this morning. Made me Snigger
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Evil Bastardo,
Mon 4 Aug 2003, 8:53,
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