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# vegetarians beware!
BEEEEEEEEEF
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:56, archived)
# if god meant us to be vegetarian
why did he make animals out of meat?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:57, archived)
# vegetarians will win
the day they produce an animal made of quorn and soya bits
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:58, archived)
# what about
a vegetable made of steak and chicken nuggets?
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:59, archived)
# you have the same initials
as my mother
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:59, archived)
# someone else (or possibly you before) had mentioned something similar...
but they arent actually my initials, just my backwards way of spelling jamie* :) my initials are JMH....



note actual backwards way of spelling jamie = eimaj
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:01, archived)
# oh
'kay
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:04, archived)
# when i was making you pixelb3tan
i kept thinking 'League of gentlemen'
perhaps it was a bad photo.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:59, archived)
# i once did an impression of Tubbs when i was 15
people's reactions made me cry until my ears bled
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:00, archived)
# i'll shut up now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:01, archived)
# carry on
just remember our paths may one day cross at a bash.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:02, archived)
# can't stand quorn
I don't like Mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:00, archived)
# how factual.
excuse my very rude question, but what do vegetarians eat at barbecues?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:57, archived)
# vegetables?

edit - BBQs I've been to with lots of veggies there tend to have two barbecues going - one for meat and one for other stuff. Barbecued veg is good, veggie burgers etc will do as well. And it's always fun to stick a few lamb chops in there for them too (not really).
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:58, archived)
# they eat
the corn on the cob or just pick at the salad
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:58, archived)
# 3 bean salad.
all barbecues i have been at that have a vegetarian nearby seem to have a 3 bean salad. is this code for something?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I think it means
'We know there's going to be vegetarians and we lack imagination so you can have 3 bean salad or sod off home'
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:01, archived)
# that
cheese, whats it called...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:59, archived)
# lasangne will tear us apart
food.

also. for every animal you don't eat. i'm going to eat three. (from maddox.xmission.com)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:59, archived)
# I once tried some linda mccartney sausages.
They actually taste pretty good - nothing like a real sausage of course - but they have a very unique flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:03, archived)
# but what is the point of being vegetarian
if you buy food made to look and taste like the food you dont eat??
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:06, archived)
# cos it tastes so GOOOOD!
mmm...meat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:07, archived)
# but then
why be a veggie????
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:09, archived)
# i think you'll find
most vegetarians don't choose to not eat meat because of the taste...
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:40, archived)
# sod em
they can eat the grass in your garden. why would you invite veggies to a barbie anyway? might as well ask stephen hawking over for a game of twister.
(nugchuts, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:38, archived)
# That is very
helpful piece of advice to those vegtarians who didn't realise Beef wasn't a vegetable
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:57, archived)
# that might explain
why my game of "animal, vegetable or mineral" has now been going 7 months
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:58, archived)