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# the main appeal of dating connie
is that if the relationship got boring, you could browse the internet on her jacket and SHE NEED NEVER KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Has she got a f5 button
or is that her nipple?
(smoglane!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:00, archived)
# you could browse
parentally approved websites on her jacket.

so it'd still be shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:00, archived)
# is b3ta parentally approved?
"hi guys, i'm on connie at the moment..."
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:03, archived)
# i expect not
we don't use OMFG enough
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:05, archived)
# please watch you're language

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:05, archived)
# I am browsing as i write this
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:05, archived)
# i'm such a misogynistic bastard at times
i must stop

edit: i mean the comments i make, not my actual opinion.

sorry if i offend anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:05, archived)
# but thats a part of b3ta
if you take it away, b3ta will be a little less politically incorrect. and that would be a shame
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:12, archived)
# nonetheless
i wouldn't want to isolate anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:15, archived)
# mmm
isolation
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:17, archived)
# now look here young man,
isolation is not a dirty word, it has no dirty implications, it is as innocent as - for example - 'linen' or 'apple'.

One-track mind, eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:24, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:22, archived)
# i wonder
where she keeps her history files...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:00, archived)
# trust me
you don't wanna be around when she clears her cache
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:01, archived)
# But you'd want her to
embed herself in your registry
(DH Webmaster, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:08, archived)
# what about
annoying pop-ups? :|
(Nells, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 18:13, archived)