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# My mother just saw that,
and asked how you get in.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)
# mums
are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)
# i've got a skinny one!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# my one
looks like the Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)
# does she wear a crown?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# no
but she has a cake on her head and will live forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:18, archived)
# is she
oolong?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# no, duh
she's my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:20, archived)
# oohh..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:19, archived)
# bom bom bom
i'm the queen
i live forever
i'm the queen
i never die
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:32, archived)
# would that make you her royal majesty
Princess Dr Phil?
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)
# everybody
should have one
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:12, archived)
# No,
reality TV people should be denied them.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I love my mum.
She buys me things. And feeds me. And houses me. And is going on holiday at 5am tomorrow leaving me to lounge around for a week in the sun and hotness drinking beer and growing fat(ter).
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 21:13, archived)